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On This Day in History: Jacques Cartier Reaches Hochelaga (Future Montreal) 🍁

On This Day in History: Jacques Cartier Reaches Hochelaga (Future Montreal) 🍁

The day a French navigator showed up, got a warm welcome, and basically said, “Nice place—mind if France moves in?”

Sep 1, 2025

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On This Day in History: The Battle of Actium – When Love Sank Ships

On This Day in History: The Battle of Actium – When Love Sank Ships

September 2, 31 BC: Octavian, Antony, and Cleopatra Turn Naval Warfare into the World’s Messiest Breakup

Sep 2, 2025

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On This Day in History—The Battle of Kulikovo Goes Bananas

On This Day in History—The Battle of Kulikovo Goes Bananas

Moscow’s Mustaches Triumph: How Dmitry Outsmarted the Mongols, Kicked Off Russian Unity, and Left History a Little More Bananas!

Sep 8, 2025

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On This Day in History: The First Submarine Makes a Splash

On This Day in History: The First Submarine Makes a Splash

In 1624, Cornelius Drebbel rowed a soggy leather submarine on the Thames for King James I—changing history, and probably the smell of London.

Sep 12, 2025

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The Day Rome Finally Hit Snooze on Its Empire Alarm Clock (476 CE)

The Day Rome Finally Hit Snooze on Its Empire Alarm Clock (476 CE)

When “Baby Emperor” Romulus Augustulus got dethroned by Odoacer, and the Western Roman Empire officially said, meh, we’re done.

Sep 4, 2025

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How Treaty Ports Boosted China's Merchants & Shook Society

The indie tale of China's merchant makeover from Confucian zeroes to legal savvy heroesBy bananaking

Oct 7, 2025

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Battle of Lepanto 1571: Oars, Cannons, and Chaos in Greece

On this day in history, October 7th, Europe rowed into battle and somehow came out feeling like destiny was on their side.

Oct 7, 2025

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Battle of Lepanto 1571: Oars, Cannons, and Chaos in Greece

Why the American Revolution Was a Half Revolution — Not as Wild as the French!

When America said “We want freedom” but kept most everything else the same

Oct 6, 2025

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Why the American Revolution Was a Half Revolution — Not as Wild as the French!

On This Day in History: The Muddiest, Bloodiest Win — Passchendaele 1917

How Canadian Troops Conquered the Slop at Passchendaele and Why History Lovers Still Talk About It

Oct 6, 2025

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On This Day in History: The Muddiest, Bloodiest Win — Passchendaele 1917

On This Day: Mongols Invade Japan and Tsushima Gets Wrecked (1274)

Kublai Khan’s First Invasion of Japan Begins with Tsushima Island

Oct 5, 2025

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On This Day: Mongols Invade Japan and Tsushima Gets Wrecked (1274)

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